dear wouldn't you shit diary,
wouldn't you guys just blow a gasket if the author of this blog turned out to be someone wildly famous? like oh hail, i don't even know who to put now, ashley judd, or kate hudson, or demi moore or gawd forbid lindsay lohan? or what if i was a dude? fucking michael moore, or lawrence welk, or johnny depp? or larry king? OR ANDERSON FUCKING COOPER?? ahahhahha. that's who i am. i am anderson cooper. the gig is up y'all. or what if i was michelle obama- or hillary clinton. oh my gawd the possibilities are endless. i did write that post about the NSA the other day and i wasn't talking about 'no strings attached.' naw, i'm just the whore you guys. ask cuntface- she'll tell ya. if i could be anyone in the world tho- i'd be kate hudson. she is fine as hail. her mom is too. the two most beautiful women in the world- right there. goldie and kate.
wouldn't you guys just blow a gasket if the author of this blog turned out to be someone wildly famous? like oh hail, i don't even know who to put now, ashley judd, or kate hudson, or demi moore or gawd forbid lindsay lohan? or what if i was a dude? fucking michael moore, or lawrence welk, or johnny depp? or larry king? OR ANDERSON FUCKING COOPER?? ahahhahha. that's who i am. i am anderson cooper. the gig is up y'all. or what if i was michelle obama- or hillary clinton. oh my gawd the possibilities are endless. i did write that post about the NSA the other day and i wasn't talking about 'no strings attached.' naw, i'm just the whore you guys. ask cuntface- she'll tell ya. if i could be anyone in the world tho- i'd be kate hudson. she is fine as hail. her mom is too. the two most beautiful women in the world- right there. goldie and kate.
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