dear practice makes perfect fun diary,
every time i clean a mirror, i always kiss it after i am done. first, i make sure the door is shut- for obvious reasons, and then i position myself just so- so that i can get my face directly in front of the clean mirror. i look deep into the mirror for a minute and i imagine a plump set of awaiting lips and then i am ready. i outline the set of lips with my tongue and then i whole mouth kiss the mirror. i smash my tongue on the clean glass until it slides across every part. i call this tongue yoga. these are my tongue salutations. i don't get to kiss right now- in real life, but i don't intend on forgetting how either. bottom line.
every time i clean a mirror, i always kiss it after i am done. first, i make sure the door is shut- for obvious reasons, and then i position myself just so- so that i can get my face directly in front of the clean mirror. i look deep into the mirror for a minute and i imagine a plump set of awaiting lips and then i am ready. i outline the set of lips with my tongue and then i whole mouth kiss the mirror. i smash my tongue on the clean glass until it slides across every part. i call this tongue yoga. these are my tongue salutations. i don't get to kiss right now- in real life, but i don't intend on forgetting how either. bottom line.
