dear long ass pony tail diary,
my hair is getting long again. i should cut it. i should do many things. becky got lost earlier tonight and i couldn't find her anywhere. then i thought i heard her make her grunt noise in my room as i passed by my door so i flipped the light on and sure enough there she was- in my bed. i couldn't see her though- she was under my blanket and when i tried to uncover her i realized she wasn't coming out, she was caught up in there pretty good. in fact my blanket ripped a couple more good times by the time i got her freed up and out of it, making quite certain this will be the last year for my use of it- if not the last night. ima miss my dear blanket. ima burn my blanket and take the ashes to the pacific coast highway. ima wear my hair up in a pony tail when i throw the ashes into the sunset and all the ugly will float away.
my hair is getting long again. i should cut it. i should do many things. becky got lost earlier tonight and i couldn't find her anywhere. then i thought i heard her make her grunt noise in my room as i passed by my door so i flipped the light on and sure enough there she was- in my bed. i couldn't see her though- she was under my blanket and when i tried to uncover her i realized she wasn't coming out, she was caught up in there pretty good. in fact my blanket ripped a couple more good times by the time i got her freed up and out of it, making quite certain this will be the last year for my use of it- if not the last night. ima miss my dear blanket. ima burn my blanket and take the ashes to the pacific coast highway. ima wear my hair up in a pony tail when i throw the ashes into the sunset and all the ugly will float away.
