June 19, 2011

ashleymaddison.com

dear just look at this now diary,

another week in my back pocket. in my back pocket. in the parking lot of my back pocket. please pull up front. i am exhausted, but i am not at all tired. when are you going to nap with me? cheater cheater pussy eater. you'll nap with ashley, but you wont nap with me. it's cool. i know ashley too. whoo hoo. cept i'm so busy i never need to call ashley to help me. gawd. that's just stupid. sometimes i'm so busy i have to tell my customers to call ashley when i cant help them out. don't bother getting a couch from ashley though- cuz they suck.