dear dammit hail diary,
waking up is never easy. realizing you have the responsibility of getting yourself out of the bed. i need to hire a bed helper to make this process easier. yes. when i get rich and live in a beautiful home on top of the mountain and my bedroom is big enough to fit more than two people and a dog into, ima hire a grandma to tuck me in at night and get me up every morning- just to make the transition easier. she will be so sweet and lovely too. she will kiss my forehead and make sure the drapes are pulled tight and the lights are down. and if i need assistance in picking my dreams for the night, grandma can read me a story about baby birds learning to fly. i'll have a padded piano bench right by my bed, one where she can read to me while i rest my head. it will remind me of when my own grandma would do the very same thing and hopefully give me the exact very sweet dreams.
waking up is never easy. realizing you have the responsibility of getting yourself out of the bed. i need to hire a bed helper to make this process easier. yes. when i get rich and live in a beautiful home on top of the mountain and my bedroom is big enough to fit more than two people and a dog into, ima hire a grandma to tuck me in at night and get me up every morning- just to make the transition easier. she will be so sweet and lovely too. she will kiss my forehead and make sure the drapes are pulled tight and the lights are down. and if i need assistance in picking my dreams for the night, grandma can read me a story about baby birds learning to fly. i'll have a padded piano bench right by my bed, one where she can read to me while i rest my head. it will remind me of when my own grandma would do the very same thing and hopefully give me the exact very sweet dreams.
