dear finding shit out diary,
so here's the deal. i never can keep a secret, so iffin you ever have one, do not tell me. it's a major character flaw i have goin on. that and the whole, "i gotta talk the way you do thing," i dunno, fuck it anyway we all cant be perfect like cuntface. at any rate, i busted in over at my dad's house and just flat asked him if he wanted that hose or not- because i knew he would tell me. he said he'd use one but didn't seem to thrilled and i asked if there was something he'd like more. he wanted a new caller ID box that lit up because his quit lighting up after the lightning struck the tree in the front yard back in april and blew up his snowman. so that's what we got him, only this one came with two new phones too- one with a cord and one without. prince william is still over there now showing him how to use the answering machine. daddy is movin up in the world- slowly but shirly.
so here's the deal. i never can keep a secret, so iffin you ever have one, do not tell me. it's a major character flaw i have goin on. that and the whole, "i gotta talk the way you do thing," i dunno, fuck it anyway we all cant be perfect like cuntface. at any rate, i busted in over at my dad's house and just flat asked him if he wanted that hose or not- because i knew he would tell me. he said he'd use one but didn't seem to thrilled and i asked if there was something he'd like more. he wanted a new caller ID box that lit up because his quit lighting up after the lightning struck the tree in the front yard back in april and blew up his snowman. so that's what we got him, only this one came with two new phones too- one with a cord and one without. prince william is still over there now showing him how to use the answering machine. daddy is movin up in the world- slowly but shirly.
