dear shakes alive diary,
i just woke up and i am so happy. i slept like a fucking norwegian ice princess. i dunno if they even make those kind of princesses, but in my world they do and i slept like the sweetest one ever. then i woke up happy. what a great way to wake up. now i wish more than anything i could take a big shit. but i think i have waited way too long. ima have to have surgery to get this turd out and that shit ain't funny. book the OR now because i am about ready to fucking die. and when this posts and i come back- you better NOT have marked the 'fuck my ass' box either. mother fucker.
i just woke up and i am so happy. i slept like a fucking norwegian ice princess. i dunno if they even make those kind of princesses, but in my world they do and i slept like the sweetest one ever. then i woke up happy. what a great way to wake up. now i wish more than anything i could take a big shit. but i think i have waited way too long. ima have to have surgery to get this turd out and that shit ain't funny. book the OR now because i am about ready to fucking die. and when this posts and i come back- you better NOT have marked the 'fuck my ass' box either. mother fucker.
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