dear new bedding for the snake diary,
everyone needs their sheets changed and today the snake will get her turn. ima help the unibomber take her whole tankhouse outside and then i'll clean it with a rag and soap and hose- just because she has made severe trail marks on every square inch of her plate glass windows and since ima give her all new douglas fir bark for her bedding, now will be the best time to upside her tank and scrub it like there is no tomorrow. i'll feed her while she is out i suppose, even though part of me is still angry from the last time she took a bite from my bird finger. remember that? eleven fang marks- it really was NOT her fault though- ima blame the unibomber for her actions that day. i might just feed her outside, i never have before, she might enjoy a new restaurant serving the usual menu. i'd have to give the rat a handicap- bust him in the head or break his leg or something so he'd have a hard time getting away. it would suck to think about an eight dollar rat running loose in OUR neighborhood like the one i set free over on the north side of town a few years ago when the snake got full and wouldn't eat that last one. rats always did like the cornfields and living in the homes nearby. i assume that hasn't changed in the few years since i've moved to the city. YEE HAW!
everyone needs their sheets changed and today the snake will get her turn. ima help the unibomber take her whole tankhouse outside and then i'll clean it with a rag and soap and hose- just because she has made severe trail marks on every square inch of her plate glass windows and since ima give her all new douglas fir bark for her bedding, now will be the best time to upside her tank and scrub it like there is no tomorrow. i'll feed her while she is out i suppose, even though part of me is still angry from the last time she took a bite from my bird finger. remember that? eleven fang marks- it really was NOT her fault though- ima blame the unibomber for her actions that day. i might just feed her outside, i never have before, she might enjoy a new restaurant serving the usual menu. i'd have to give the rat a handicap- bust him in the head or break his leg or something so he'd have a hard time getting away. it would suck to think about an eight dollar rat running loose in OUR neighborhood like the one i set free over on the north side of town a few years ago when the snake got full and wouldn't eat that last one. rats always did like the cornfields and living in the homes nearby. i assume that hasn't changed in the few years since i've moved to the city. YEE HAW!
