dear jizz sock in the road diary,
whenever i see clothing in the road it makes me hungry for some reason. i am starved to death about now. someone threw their sock in the street and i started crackin my ass up when i saw it. then i broke a nail. i took good care of it though. it wasn't a major deal. now four nails are perfect and the other six wait. i'm playing a game on the atari360 right now. i could eat a giant pizza, or a cake, or a pizza cake. i saw a fruit pie in my dream- but i dunno what kind of fruit because i never got to eat it. i'd sure rip into that bitch now. i love pies. cream or fruit, but prolly fruit is my favorite. fresh fruit too, fuck a can. and has to be warm- love it warm. i would make a pie right now, but here's what would happen. i'd get all the shit and eat all the fruit peelin it. i'm an ass. oh that reminds me. i need to go get my pickles. shit. i'll save one for an afternoon of fun.
whenever i see clothing in the road it makes me hungry for some reason. i am starved to death about now. someone threw their sock in the street and i started crackin my ass up when i saw it. then i broke a nail. i took good care of it though. it wasn't a major deal. now four nails are perfect and the other six wait. i'm playing a game on the atari360 right now. i could eat a giant pizza, or a cake, or a pizza cake. i saw a fruit pie in my dream- but i dunno what kind of fruit because i never got to eat it. i'd sure rip into that bitch now. i love pies. cream or fruit, but prolly fruit is my favorite. fresh fruit too, fuck a can. and has to be warm- love it warm. i would make a pie right now, but here's what would happen. i'd get all the shit and eat all the fruit peelin it. i'm an ass. oh that reminds me. i need to go get my pickles. shit. i'll save one for an afternoon of fun.
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