dear hairs in my bra diary,
for the last two games i have whooped the unibomber in scrabble on the atari360, but he doesn't play for points like i do- he plays for tile space. he wants long spread out words all over the board and i fill them in and "lock up the board and ruin the game," he says. i like playing it on the tv because then he cant cheat, at all, except there is this website he can go where he plugs in all the letters he has and it will shit him out a word with every letter he can use and where he can use it. he still cant rack up more points. plus i know more words. i just do. i ain't sayin i am smarter- at all. y'all decide that on yer own. right now i find myself hungry for a grilled cheese sandwich cooked in the magic skillet. i must bathe before bed to remove the becky hairs from within my bra- and on my chest where i've been sweating. finally my turn again. gawd doggit.
for the last two games i have whooped the unibomber in scrabble on the atari360, but he doesn't play for points like i do- he plays for tile space. he wants long spread out words all over the board and i fill them in and "lock up the board and ruin the game," he says. i like playing it on the tv because then he cant cheat, at all, except there is this website he can go where he plugs in all the letters he has and it will shit him out a word with every letter he can use and where he can use it. he still cant rack up more points. plus i know more words. i just do. i ain't sayin i am smarter- at all. y'all decide that on yer own. right now i find myself hungry for a grilled cheese sandwich cooked in the magic skillet. i must bathe before bed to remove the becky hairs from within my bra- and on my chest where i've been sweating. finally my turn again. gawd doggit.
