dear slow day diary,
it was a slow day on ye ole blog, because i didn't feel like entertaining the hero today. fuck him. let him entertain himself with his own hand and sexy thoughts of his adoring and attentive awaiting wife at home. you know what i am saying? let him ride his ten speed to work and hopefully find another whore to transport his tiny apparatus and two wheeled unit home from work for the extra half an hour of tiny dick time. i couldn't be more relieved that it ain't me doin the dirty work- at four bucks a gallon and 12 miles to it. i enjoy my dry snatch slumber. in fact, ima take me a nice long nap now. in my nice clean sheets. and ima leave my phone layin around. and ima leave my door open. and ima even sleep with my window unlocked. cuz CUNTFACE put the leash back on. THANK YOU CUNTFACE- ABOUT FUCKING TIME. wish ida told that fucking bitch FIVE YEARS AGO.
it was a slow day on ye ole blog, because i didn't feel like entertaining the hero today. fuck him. let him entertain himself with his own hand and sexy thoughts of his adoring and attentive awaiting wife at home. you know what i am saying? let him ride his ten speed to work and hopefully find another whore to transport his tiny apparatus and two wheeled unit home from work for the extra half an hour of tiny dick time. i couldn't be more relieved that it ain't me doin the dirty work- at four bucks a gallon and 12 miles to it. i enjoy my dry snatch slumber. in fact, ima take me a nice long nap now. in my nice clean sheets. and ima leave my phone layin around. and ima leave my door open. and ima even sleep with my window unlocked. cuz CUNTFACE put the leash back on. THANK YOU CUNTFACE- ABOUT FUCKING TIME. wish ida told that fucking bitch FIVE YEARS AGO.
