dear lewd photo diary,
honestly, i don't get what the big deal is. people send pictures of their dick over the internet every day. if i was the wife or whore of someone who sent a picture of their penis to another party it wouldn't piss me off unless his penis was embarrassingly small and reflected on me in some way. in my opinion, you ought to have something worth taking a picture of if you're gunna send out or even capture electronic images of it. for instance, more panoramic views will be taken of a rich landscape than a gravel path. i've been through this, believe it or not, this whole electronic imagery penis ordeal thing. it was pretty fun. see, the hero doodled his little member on the kitchen counter like a mini smoked sausage and snapped a shot of it and sent it all over town and when i showed him a hard copy of the unibomber and the size of his fat leg- i'll never forget the face he made. i let him see that picture that day to help him understand it was better he didn't put his penis online. but he wouldn't listen. poor thing. some just wont. it's all right to be little bitty- as long as others don't know. damn. SHOUT OUT CUNFACE. we ALL know now.
honestly, i don't get what the big deal is. people send pictures of their dick over the internet every day. if i was the wife or whore of someone who sent a picture of their penis to another party it wouldn't piss me off unless his penis was embarrassingly small and reflected on me in some way. in my opinion, you ought to have something worth taking a picture of if you're gunna send out or even capture electronic images of it. for instance, more panoramic views will be taken of a rich landscape than a gravel path. i've been through this, believe it or not, this whole electronic imagery penis ordeal thing. it was pretty fun. see, the hero doodled his little member on the kitchen counter like a mini smoked sausage and snapped a shot of it and sent it all over town and when i showed him a hard copy of the unibomber and the size of his fat leg- i'll never forget the face he made. i let him see that picture that day to help him understand it was better he didn't put his penis online. but he wouldn't listen. poor thing. some just wont. it's all right to be little bitty- as long as others don't know. damn. SHOUT OUT CUNFACE. we ALL know now.
