dear pleasing the grump diary,
feeling somehow that i have cheated the grump today out of a fresh taste of love, i called my only friend that triggers that extra burst of lust out of him, YVETTE, who is coming over to get humped. the minute she walks through my door, THE MINUTE, the grump turns his engines on full throttle and goes to town. yvette will do her best to dismount him, but it wont work. finally his jets will cool his mouth will stop with the drool and will turn to hump my pillow. yes, i should have never planted that seed- i should have never reminded him of his need. if i wouldn't have rubbed him on that belly- he wouldn't have turned to jelly- and my hands wouldn't be this smelly.
feeling somehow that i have cheated the grump today out of a fresh taste of love, i called my only friend that triggers that extra burst of lust out of him, YVETTE, who is coming over to get humped. the minute she walks through my door, THE MINUTE, the grump turns his engines on full throttle and goes to town. yvette will do her best to dismount him, but it wont work. finally his jets will cool his mouth will stop with the drool and will turn to hump my pillow. yes, i should have never planted that seed- i should have never reminded him of his need. if i wouldn't have rubbed him on that belly- he wouldn't have turned to jelly- and my hands wouldn't be this smelly.
