dear pretty simple cakewalk diary,
my snake bears a striking resemblance to a belt i saw the other day on ebay. the funny thing is- i actually liked that belt and prolly would have worn it if it would have shown up here at my house. i would never buy such an item though- i just liked what i saw enough to say ida prolly worn it if i saw it laying around. i see my snake stretch out and i think about rat after rat after rat that has gone in and out of her body and to display my own reptile around my waist would prolly make me puke. i wonder why people don't wear dog belts. i think i would wear a pair of boots made out of the grump's hide. fuck me ima have to get a new blanket. it will have to be soon. now mine needs washed and i am afraid it wont make it out alive. let me ask you this, if you should find a snake belt, could you in good faith wear it with out the haunting screams of rats echoing in your head? i don't think i could. not after hearing them die in the shower like they do. no way.
my snake bears a striking resemblance to a belt i saw the other day on ebay. the funny thing is- i actually liked that belt and prolly would have worn it if it would have shown up here at my house. i would never buy such an item though- i just liked what i saw enough to say ida prolly worn it if i saw it laying around. i see my snake stretch out and i think about rat after rat after rat that has gone in and out of her body and to display my own reptile around my waist would prolly make me puke. i wonder why people don't wear dog belts. i think i would wear a pair of boots made out of the grump's hide. fuck me ima have to get a new blanket. it will have to be soon. now mine needs washed and i am afraid it wont make it out alive. let me ask you this, if you should find a snake belt, could you in good faith wear it with out the haunting screams of rats echoing in your head? i don't think i could. not after hearing them die in the shower like they do. no way.
