June 13, 2011

hot and wet and so not ready

dear well now diary,

i just took my bath and now i am hot as hell. it doesn't seem very cool in here and i'm gunna find out and and be sure to tell soon cuz i don't like to sweat right from a bath- that does rightly piss me off- why even bother to wash up to sweat again in clean clothes that's just stupid. here is the truth, i can accept what has happened and it is time i do something about it. the thermostat we bought fried or some shit and the unibomber went after the new one. i haven't sat down and figured out how to work this one yet, it seems different than the one before- and this skinny bitch has it hotter than fuck- cuz me- i like it cold- ima whore. ima learn how to work that bitch as soon as i post this mother fucker right here. cuz i am hot and i cant take it no more and fucking he can wear a coat.