dear on the menu diary,
today of all days, is the day of all days, i have nothing to do but the same exact thing i did yesterday, AND and 100 days before that- which is- FUCKING NOTHING. seriously. could my life get any busier? any more "perfect" like i been claiming this whole time that it is? humm, let's analyze this. i haven't had a bath since sunday. i'm ripe. however i do believe i brushed my teeth on monday, but not yesterday. yesterday i only flossed after i ate a hot dog and pancakes. i flossed twice. i always floss and scrape my tongue and rinse my mouth out and spit or swallow. i still have becky hairs all over me. my kitchen looks like a bomb went off. i cleaned out the vacuum yesterday, but i never used it. and now i am ready for a nap. so i dunno. it seems i'm right on schedule.
today of all days, is the day of all days, i have nothing to do but the same exact thing i did yesterday, AND and 100 days before that- which is- FUCKING NOTHING. seriously. could my life get any busier? any more "perfect" like i been claiming this whole time that it is? humm, let's analyze this. i haven't had a bath since sunday. i'm ripe. however i do believe i brushed my teeth on monday, but not yesterday. yesterday i only flossed after i ate a hot dog and pancakes. i flossed twice. i always floss and scrape my tongue and rinse my mouth out and spit or swallow. i still have becky hairs all over me. my kitchen looks like a bomb went off. i cleaned out the vacuum yesterday, but i never used it. and now i am ready for a nap. so i dunno. it seems i'm right on schedule.
