dear moles in the tree diary,
ima let this portion of my diary be brought to you by the coca~cola bottled beverage company, the kind folks who made my drink i am drinking right now. it's damn good and yummy and completely taking care of all my thirst needs and prolly the root cause of my impending kidney stone which is tiny and coming down the noodle. i don't drink alot of pot, or pop, that was a typo, but i decided to leave it, terming it a freudian typo. oh my goodness, the trigger, here we go, i miss pot. i want pot now. time for a virtual bong. i'll light it now. yes..... uh..huh... yes... oh yeah... and hold it...hold it... good shit man... oh yeah.. for sure.... and now ima exhaaallleeeeee. wow. here you go. i'm good thank you. no really. that's all i need. oh well if you insist... yes. uh.. huh... yes... oh fuck... holdin it...you're not right.. shit...dang..cough cough cough my ass off. what a great experience. i wouldn't mind taking that home. oh wait, i am home. how did that happen? i never left. i feel like i left. i must have had an out of body thing again because i was floating. were you floating? who else was floating in here? raisin your hand if you were JUST floating. see i knew i wasn't the only one. did you just see that? the FBI is here. they know i copied that cd last month. hide the Christmas wreath, they might ask about it too.
ima let this portion of my diary be brought to you by the coca~cola bottled beverage company, the kind folks who made my drink i am drinking right now. it's damn good and yummy and completely taking care of all my thirst needs and prolly the root cause of my impending kidney stone which is tiny and coming down the noodle. i don't drink alot of pot, or pop, that was a typo, but i decided to leave it, terming it a freudian typo. oh my goodness, the trigger, here we go, i miss pot. i want pot now. time for a virtual bong. i'll light it now. yes..... uh..huh... yes... oh yeah... and hold it...hold it... good shit man... oh yeah.. for sure.... and now ima exhaaallleeeeee. wow. here you go. i'm good thank you. no really. that's all i need. oh well if you insist... yes. uh.. huh... yes... oh fuck... holdin it...you're not right.. shit...dang..cough cough cough my ass off. what a great experience. i wouldn't mind taking that home. oh wait, i am home. how did that happen? i never left. i feel like i left. i must have had an out of body thing again because i was floating. were you floating? who else was floating in here? raisin your hand if you were JUST floating. see i knew i wasn't the only one. did you just see that? the FBI is here. they know i copied that cd last month. hide the Christmas wreath, they might ask about it too.
