dear we have a guitar and an AMP diary,
i love the way things 'appear' at my house. cars, motorcycles, all sorts of big ticket items routinely just seem to show up because nobody ever asks me if they can spend their hard earned money on shit. what's worse, all these sorted actions usually occur when i'm out and away from the house. sometimes i come home and check the corner just to see if there is an unlicensed vehicle there. i really don't like surprises. but i knew he was getting the guitar. but ida liked to of had more time to adjust. not only that, i wouldn't have resisted a little help with the $214 powerbill, or the cellphone bill, the mortgage payment, the cable bill, the insurance, or the food that feeds his supermodel cravings or the paper to wipe his tiny tight asshole. and the fun begins. smoke on the water for the last 3 hours.
i love the way things 'appear' at my house. cars, motorcycles, all sorts of big ticket items routinely just seem to show up because nobody ever asks me if they can spend their hard earned money on shit. what's worse, all these sorted actions usually occur when i'm out and away from the house. sometimes i come home and check the corner just to see if there is an unlicensed vehicle there. i really don't like surprises. but i knew he was getting the guitar. but ida liked to of had more time to adjust. not only that, i wouldn't have resisted a little help with the $214 powerbill, or the cellphone bill, the mortgage payment, the cable bill, the insurance, or the food that feeds his supermodel cravings or the paper to wipe his tiny tight asshole. and the fun begins. smoke on the water for the last 3 hours.
