June 20, 2011

ima trueblood fan

dear i'll betcha diary,

whenever a series begins on hbo they put up billboards and bus signs and all kinds of advertisements and decorate the city with them in LA and its simply a spectacular sight. they get so creative with the damn things too. i was out there when trueblood was first coming out four years ago and they had fangs and thangs on every street corner, trash can, bus bench, side of a bus, hollywood bright light sign, you name it- trueblood was splashed everywhere. hell, i didnt even know what trueblood was. i knew it was gunna be big though. i'll betcha it's plastered on every square inch out there again right now. i'll betcha it looks like fucking halloween like it did last time. but at least this time everybody wont be as caught off guard when they wake up and see pictures of bill everywhere. he is cute as fuck, but i heard he's an asshole- like most all bills are. betcha he has a tiny dick too. what do you wanna bet? man i sure would love to plaster our city with some colorful artwork. man would i ever. i could even get as creative as the best of them. i could. fucking court orders suck man. SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE!