June 15, 2011

intentional sexual acts in a swivel chair october 1st when i was there

dear tired of cable diary,

we are in another boring month again. shit ends, shit starts, i swear- i pay more for cable than my house payment. something is wrong with that picture- and quite literally. i figure i don't even watch but about ten shows religiously. but i suppose when you include the internet and home phone that takes a bite out of my total every month. it boils down to how much time you spend at home and what you do when you're there i suppose. since i spend forty eight hours at home and a few hours out on my safe day- i get all the channels you can get. fuck it. plus the dvr thing in every room fuck it. i figure i need something to do for the next 470 days or whatever it is now. october the first of next year. i cant help but laugh. i wonder if cuntface will be out of town again.