layers of strong fat fingers

dear waiting for more trash diary,

the most riveting thing was when i stubbed my toe and split my toenail down the middle. even though it didn't bleed it sure felt like it did. kicking the curb in a literal sense may not be smart, but it will make your foot understand that you want it to pay attention. you pretty much know how that'll turn out. so i don't wear flip flops much anymore. plus, there's the issue of having shit stuck up between my toes. something else i've decided, keeping a bunch of trash in your car actually protects your car and keeps it cleaner in the long run. check this out, my friend had mud on her shoe tonight, and if i had not had a layer of trash on the floor of my car- that shit sure would have been on my floor mat. i am gunna clean out my car maybe though someday again prolly. i might. or i might not. what happens after you figure out who is not kidding? what do you do then? i don't think my teeth are big. but i think my ankles are skinny. and i think if my wrists were fatter i would have stronger fingers. if the air was any thicker then maybe your shit wouldn't linger. huh.