dear high bidder diary,
i cant help it that i sometimes drool when i sleep. i know from reading the new england journal of medicine that drooling is a perfectly normal behavior and prolly the reason i have good teeth, because i have quality spit. when the body produces an ample amount of quality spit, it helps keeps your teeth lubricated and clean and naturally rinsed off so you ain't gotta brush as much. that's what i think. it prolly fucks with the pH balance of your mouth spit to brush all the time when you have perfect spit like me. i should get a little cheek bag and try to save my drool and sell my spit on ebay.
i cant help it that i sometimes drool when i sleep. i know from reading the new england journal of medicine that drooling is a perfectly normal behavior and prolly the reason i have good teeth, because i have quality spit. when the body produces an ample amount of quality spit, it helps keeps your teeth lubricated and clean and naturally rinsed off so you ain't gotta brush as much. that's what i think. it prolly fucks with the pH balance of your mouth spit to brush all the time when you have perfect spit like me. i should get a little cheek bag and try to save my drool and sell my spit on ebay.
