dear sleeping inn diary,
ima pretend to live in a hotel tomorrow. i might even let the dogs just shit in the basement, but i don't think they will. the grump will send becky in to start that whining BULLSHIT and fuck i'll have to get up, but i can go right back to sleep. it ain't like they are puppies and i gotta stay up and play with them. i hate puppies. i hate playing when i would rather sleep. i do. i hate that. fucking entertain yourself. hello. and QUIETLY. i got my dogs trained. these bitches sleep 18 hours a day. sometimes i hurry up and get in bed just so they don't sleep more than me. fuck that. i don't want to be awake while they are sleeping. that is a waste of quiet time. when i see one of them slowing down- i'm on it. i got the grump to where when he sees me shut my laptop- he'll run to the bed. that's training a dog right there. like i said, i train my animals. fuck all that sit and roll over shit- we do the, "get in the bed."
ima pretend to live in a hotel tomorrow. i might even let the dogs just shit in the basement, but i don't think they will. the grump will send becky in to start that whining BULLSHIT and fuck i'll have to get up, but i can go right back to sleep. it ain't like they are puppies and i gotta stay up and play with them. i hate puppies. i hate playing when i would rather sleep. i do. i hate that. fucking entertain yourself. hello. and QUIETLY. i got my dogs trained. these bitches sleep 18 hours a day. sometimes i hurry up and get in bed just so they don't sleep more than me. fuck that. i don't want to be awake while they are sleeping. that is a waste of quiet time. when i see one of them slowing down- i'm on it. i got the grump to where when he sees me shut my laptop- he'll run to the bed. that's training a dog right there. like i said, i train my animals. fuck all that sit and roll over shit- we do the, "get in the bed."
