June 26, 2011

look what came in the mail

Keep the voices in your head, please.


Date: 2011-06-26, 8:09PM CDT
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Dear Trixie,

Here's something for you from out of my head. Being forced to dodge your ignorance in the rants in raves section is tiring. You sit on your butt day after day and believe that you are some Kerouac throwback that no one in town understands. You are right about it all being drivel. You want us all to believe that your writing is so high-tone that you deliberately write in disjointed, misspelled, and childish prose to confuse everyone and highlight the ignorance of all the people surrounding you. If you have such disdain--then do us all a favor and get the F**k out of here and put a drain on someone else. You can write a zillion poems about what I have written and it still will be true. That is the real bitch, ain't it?

You aren't smart.
You aren't Shakespeare, Shelley, Keats, or Byron.
You are a pain.
If you revel in being a whore, then move to Nevada where it's legal.