June 26, 2011

still steamin!

dear steamy days diary,

i love arguing with my dad. he knows i am right. plus, he started it just to argue because he knows i cant stand glenn beck. i feel the same way about mike fuckabee too, but not as strongly, because he ain't on the tv everyday yet. i liked rash limbaugh for awhile, his voice i could tolerate and the pretenders did his opening theme song for the longest, but i never took what he said as gospel. don't get me started on bill o'really. over at my dads i saw a red cardinal today. we made eye contact. he was a fantastic red with an orange beak. he didn't fly away for a long time, this cardinal, he just kept looking at me with his beady little eyes and bright florescent beak pointed at me. it was a showdown of sorts, an eye stare off. i won. but when i got out to the car that bird had drawn a picture on my windshield, so i think my dad must have had some bond with that cardinal bird. i decided that dumb fucking bird must be a fan of glenn beck as well, because it drew a big SHIT PICTURE on my windshield. i hope that pretty ass bird doesn't lose his job this week.