dear mail lady diary,
the mail lady just walked right past my box. that's fine. oh and TOMMY, if you are out there, I HAVE THOSE BUGS AT MY HOUSE. tommy is a guy i work with, he is so cute. i've had a crush on him for years. anyway, he said them loud ass bugs are afraid to come into the city because, "they're afraid of being shot." well i got news for tommy. the next time i see him- ima tell him- they are over here rubbing their legs together or WHATEVER it is they do- and i live in the CITY. he asked me sunday if i had them at my house and i told him i sure did, and i do. i knew i did. but to be honest the windows had been closed and i wasn't 100% positive. i was 99.9%. now i am 100% because i can see them flying around on the neighbors roof AND hear them. SHOUT OUT TOMMY. the mail lady just got hammered in the head by one. i thought they only came out at night and shit. oh hail naw. it went down her shirt. i wish tommy could see this. he would be loving this shit. the mail lady is now disrobing in my neighbor's yard. she has set her mail bag down. she is flapping her shirt from her pants. i saw her bra. oh tommy. she got it. she's moving on. i'm not going to wait to post this post y'all.
the mail lady just walked right past my box. that's fine. oh and TOMMY, if you are out there, I HAVE THOSE BUGS AT MY HOUSE. tommy is a guy i work with, he is so cute. i've had a crush on him for years. anyway, he said them loud ass bugs are afraid to come into the city because, "they're afraid of being shot." well i got news for tommy. the next time i see him- ima tell him- they are over here rubbing their legs together or WHATEVER it is they do- and i live in the CITY. he asked me sunday if i had them at my house and i told him i sure did, and i do. i knew i did. but to be honest the windows had been closed and i wasn't 100% positive. i was 99.9%. now i am 100% because i can see them flying around on the neighbors roof AND hear them. SHOUT OUT TOMMY. the mail lady just got hammered in the head by one. i thought they only came out at night and shit. oh hail naw. it went down her shirt. i wish tommy could see this. he would be loving this shit. the mail lady is now disrobing in my neighbor's yard. she has set her mail bag down. she is flapping her shirt from her pants. i saw her bra. oh tommy. she got it. she's moving on. i'm not going to wait to post this post y'all.
