dear people with access to internet diary,
it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. i bought all kinds of ornaments year before last, lets see, that would have been in 2009, and packed them all away- and then last year i didn't decorate shit. actually i haven't done the Christmas thing for a few years. gosh, golly, gee whiz, and fuck me- as i sit here and force myself to think, um, which is hard in itself, we had just one Christmas tree the first year in this house and i believe we've decorated plants after that and then nothing the last few years. anyway. while cleaning the basement- i now have all my Christmas shit together- the old and the new. i am really excited this year. we will be starting a new ornament collection for the baby this year too. RULE NUMBER ONE: there will be no fire truck references made in toys, clothes, Christmas ornaments, on cards, games, movies, cereal boxes, sheets, pillows, rugs, posters, room decorations, diaper bag, or anything. i don't care if WILLIAM is his FIRST, MIDDLE, or LAST name, this child will NOT grow up to be a hero. SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE.
it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. i bought all kinds of ornaments year before last, lets see, that would have been in 2009, and packed them all away- and then last year i didn't decorate shit. actually i haven't done the Christmas thing for a few years. gosh, golly, gee whiz, and fuck me- as i sit here and force myself to think, um, which is hard in itself, we had just one Christmas tree the first year in this house and i believe we've decorated plants after that and then nothing the last few years. anyway. while cleaning the basement- i now have all my Christmas shit together- the old and the new. i am really excited this year. we will be starting a new ornament collection for the baby this year too. RULE NUMBER ONE: there will be no fire truck references made in toys, clothes, Christmas ornaments, on cards, games, movies, cereal boxes, sheets, pillows, rugs, posters, room decorations, diaper bag, or anything. i don't care if WILLIAM is his FIRST, MIDDLE, or LAST name, this child will NOT grow up to be a hero. SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE.
