dear all that is left in the bowl diary,
unable to determine who was in bed with me in the middle of the night, i almost gave my dear becky the boot thinking she was the grump because she had her ass going the way the grump does his- the wrong ass way. you know, if i had it to do all over again, i would just have becky. BUT if it took having the grump to get becky, i'd take him again too. i would. while i can admit to loving the grump, that longing to cradle him and fondle him has passed. it isn't my fault either, he became distant. or maybe he always was distant and i just didn't notice until MS. CLOSE moved in. i like looking at him more now. he's a good eater. he's just not a good sleeper. he snores. he growls. he shakes his toys at you. he's a stawker. he's a beast. he's an instigator and a referee at the same time- dual job. he is humbly greedy and has the memory of an elephant.
unable to determine who was in bed with me in the middle of the night, i almost gave my dear becky the boot thinking she was the grump because she had her ass going the way the grump does his- the wrong ass way. you know, if i had it to do all over again, i would just have becky. BUT if it took having the grump to get becky, i'd take him again too. i would. while i can admit to loving the grump, that longing to cradle him and fondle him has passed. it isn't my fault either, he became distant. or maybe he always was distant and i just didn't notice until MS. CLOSE moved in. i like looking at him more now. he's a good eater. he's just not a good sleeper. he snores. he growls. he shakes his toys at you. he's a stawker. he's a beast. he's an instigator and a referee at the same time- dual job. he is humbly greedy and has the memory of an elephant.
dilbert? |