dear serious allergic reaction diary,
please if you have any ideas, let me know, but i'm looking for an internet bride or daycare for the unibomber. i've developed a severe and sudden allergic reaction and he needs a good home or a daytime activity center, whatever is best for you. i would be willing to take him and drop him off and pick him up and i would even provide lunch for you both. i will never let him leave the house smelling foul (like he smells here) and would really appreciate it if you make him kiss you all the time (just to hear his complaints when he comes home.) he is an excellent lover and will fuck you until you get bored to death and will be begging him to finish. you'll be watching the clock wondering what is wrong with your pussy to make a mother fucker take so long. then the next guy cums in six seconds and you know your shit is super cherry (just like it always was) and this bitch is bored and needs some strange. send him on home when you're finished though and don't fall in love. he's a fucking dickhead.
please if you have any ideas, let me know, but i'm looking for an internet bride or daycare for the unibomber. i've developed a severe and sudden allergic reaction and he needs a good home or a daytime activity center, whatever is best for you. i would be willing to take him and drop him off and pick him up and i would even provide lunch for you both. i will never let him leave the house smelling foul (like he smells here) and would really appreciate it if you make him kiss you all the time (just to hear his complaints when he comes home.) he is an excellent lover and will fuck you until you get bored to death and will be begging him to finish. you'll be watching the clock wondering what is wrong with your pussy to make a mother fucker take so long. then the next guy cums in six seconds and you know your shit is super cherry (just like it always was) and this bitch is bored and needs some strange. send him on home when you're finished though and don't fall in love. he's a fucking dickhead.
