June 21, 2011

a workman like job

dear what's happening homeboy diary,

sleeping all day, i haven't been awake for prolly three hours total. i wont be up all night neither. i wont. i am invested in my sleep. i was behind and had to recop. i had to catch up. it was time to hammer down on my craft. i'll work on cleaning up my body later on. it really ain't that nasty yet anyway- it's mostly my teeth. remember them little pink tablets they used to give you at school that we'd all chew up and it would show where the dirty spots still were after you'd brushed your teeth? thank goodness i ain't got a box full of them suckers. i liked the way those tasted. everyone used to give me theirs. i used to eat them cuz they tasted good. i didn't give two fucks what they said about my teeth. i just liked them. my kids have the baddest ass teeth. every time i take them to the dentist, the dentist will RAVE at how beautiful my babies teeth are. last time i told the dentist to tell me which spawn took better care of his teeth to settle a bet- and he said WILLIAM did- but not by much because they were both PERFECT- so i gave them both a cash reward and a new electric toothbrush for Christmas.