dear more of the same but different diary,
you can always tell what i am thinking because i am one of those keyed up people that cant shut up. i know you guys had me pegged as the quiet type didn't you. oh no. quite the opposite, i can easily assure you. i stomp when i walk, scream when i talk (i think that is because i am deaf btw) and i chomp when i chew and i'm even loud when i sleep. if you have a headache, don't plan hanging around me for lunch. the unibomber cant hardly stand to eat in the same room with me, because i, "chew too loud." i think i have thin cheeks. i dunno why, sometimes i cant hear either over my chews but i don't sit and bitch about it- i just swallow and get a drink. my favorite bottled water is aquafina- but they have pissed me off. while back they changed their packaging. they have a new more eco-friendly bottle that is supposed to be better for the environment. it is a much thinner plastic bottle, almost like a thick baggie. i fucking HATE IT. every time i open the bitch- i get wet. so i bought all the old kind of aquafina bottles they had at both walmarts- by digging and pulling out all of the new bottles piled on top of the old, and now i've found the old bottles TASTE DIFFERENT, TASTE BETTER, in fact, and i don't get wet when i open the old bottles. since i recycle EVERY fucking bottle anyway- why cant i have the old bottles? so i wrote an email to the company and maybe i'll get a coupon. i doubt it. ima prolly switch water anyway (after all these years now) CUZ IT COMES IN A BAGGIE AND TASTES LIKE TOILET WATER.
you can always tell what i am thinking because i am one of those keyed up people that cant shut up. i know you guys had me pegged as the quiet type didn't you. oh no. quite the opposite, i can easily assure you. i stomp when i walk, scream when i talk (i think that is because i am deaf btw) and i chomp when i chew and i'm even loud when i sleep. if you have a headache, don't plan hanging around me for lunch. the unibomber cant hardly stand to eat in the same room with me, because i, "chew too loud." i think i have thin cheeks. i dunno why, sometimes i cant hear either over my chews but i don't sit and bitch about it- i just swallow and get a drink. my favorite bottled water is aquafina- but they have pissed me off. while back they changed their packaging. they have a new more eco-friendly bottle that is supposed to be better for the environment. it is a much thinner plastic bottle, almost like a thick baggie. i fucking HATE IT. every time i open the bitch- i get wet. so i bought all the old kind of aquafina bottles they had at both walmarts- by digging and pulling out all of the new bottles piled on top of the old, and now i've found the old bottles TASTE DIFFERENT, TASTE BETTER, in fact, and i don't get wet when i open the old bottles. since i recycle EVERY fucking bottle anyway- why cant i have the old bottles? so i wrote an email to the company and maybe i'll get a coupon. i doubt it. ima prolly switch water anyway (after all these years now) CUZ IT COMES IN A BAGGIE AND TASTES LIKE TOILET WATER.
