dear stanky body diary,
my body is foul. if i had balls, i'd have foul balls. i am ashamed. if i died and the medical examiner had to do me, i would pity him, or her, for having to do me- especially without a nose plug. i would. ima put on extra whore juice when i get out of the bath to make up for my stinky time. i still ain't brushed my teeth and i still haven't had a kiss. oh don't anybody worry, i haven't had a kiss since a year before i started my blog, but i have brushed my teeth quite a few times. i do get to kiss my dogs though- on the lips- and occasionally get a tongue- so if you count that, then i have had a bunch of kisses. i've just not been the explorer. my mouth is so nasty right now- i almost cant stand it, but ima march on. here it is, nineteen til three and i smell like i did yesterday at the same time times forty one. ewww. i gotta go. before i start attracting buzzard birds and wild animals.
my body is foul. if i had balls, i'd have foul balls. i am ashamed. if i died and the medical examiner had to do me, i would pity him, or her, for having to do me- especially without a nose plug. i would. ima put on extra whore juice when i get out of the bath to make up for my stinky time. i still ain't brushed my teeth and i still haven't had a kiss. oh don't anybody worry, i haven't had a kiss since a year before i started my blog, but i have brushed my teeth quite a few times. i do get to kiss my dogs though- on the lips- and occasionally get a tongue- so if you count that, then i have had a bunch of kisses. i've just not been the explorer. my mouth is so nasty right now- i almost cant stand it, but ima march on. here it is, nineteen til three and i smell like i did yesterday at the same time times forty one. ewww. i gotta go. before i start attracting buzzard birds and wild animals.
