dear aimee diary,
it is aimee's birthday today. i ain't gettin no cake. she went to kentucky fried chicken and i ate green beans with casey. casey needs her ears pinned back. she looks like an elf. i dunno why i watch this shit- like everyone else on the planet- but the judge cracks me up. i think he's hot. he looks disabled- retarded in a way. happy birthday aimee. she'll be in a bad mood i'll just betcha. something will have pissed her off today. i'm looking forward to that. ever have a friend who is just mad all the time? it doesn't bother me because i live with the unibomber. he is unstable, although today he has been entertaining himself in quite the most loveliest of ways. he is wearing his shirt he made for himself, and clearly pleased at the way it fits. he's been watching his THOUSAND DOLLAR GUITAR on ebay and swears if it goes over he wont bid any higher, and he is now also hooked on the casey trial, offering up his SMART ASS COMMENTS during every commercial. happy birthday aimee. i hope she's in a good mood. i'll take tylenol and put on my hard hat just in case. i cant take any chances. i have a hat for everything. i love hats.
it is aimee's birthday today. i ain't gettin no cake. she went to kentucky fried chicken and i ate green beans with casey. casey needs her ears pinned back. she looks like an elf. i dunno why i watch this shit- like everyone else on the planet- but the judge cracks me up. i think he's hot. he looks disabled- retarded in a way. happy birthday aimee. she'll be in a bad mood i'll just betcha. something will have pissed her off today. i'm looking forward to that. ever have a friend who is just mad all the time? it doesn't bother me because i live with the unibomber. he is unstable, although today he has been entertaining himself in quite the most loveliest of ways. he is wearing his shirt he made for himself, and clearly pleased at the way it fits. he's been watching his THOUSAND DOLLAR GUITAR on ebay and swears if it goes over he wont bid any higher, and he is now also hooked on the casey trial, offering up his SMART ASS COMMENTS during every commercial. happy birthday aimee. i hope she's in a good mood. i'll take tylenol and put on my hard hat just in case. i cant take any chances. i have a hat for everything. i love hats.
