dear strawberries in the bathtub diary,
watermelon and strawberries are my diet now. i have to shed my weight. i haven't gained a pound, yet i feel disproportionately like a fat pig for some reason and i ain't diggin it. fuck a pig. fuck a cow. my legs are so bad ass and i am sick of everything else not matching except my teeth, hair, fingernails, toenails and twat. know what i am sayin? it's on. yoga helps. i have nobody to blame but my own body and ima sure be hating getting old, but i see others my age and i wonder- why don't i look that old. people always comment how i cant be as old as i tell them i am, and i know one day it will catch up with me. when i saw the hero after court the other day and the deep wrinkles set around his eyes it absolutely shocked me. wowsa. if that happens to me, ill be signing up for the plastic surgery.
watermelon and strawberries are my diet now. i have to shed my weight. i haven't gained a pound, yet i feel disproportionately like a fat pig for some reason and i ain't diggin it. fuck a pig. fuck a cow. my legs are so bad ass and i am sick of everything else not matching except my teeth, hair, fingernails, toenails and twat. know what i am sayin? it's on. yoga helps. i have nobody to blame but my own body and ima sure be hating getting old, but i see others my age and i wonder- why don't i look that old. people always comment how i cant be as old as i tell them i am, and i know one day it will catch up with me. when i saw the hero after court the other day and the deep wrinkles set around his eyes it absolutely shocked me. wowsa. if that happens to me, ill be signing up for the plastic surgery.
