dear dammit diary,
ima leave in a minute. ima go see about getting split. i ain't been split for a minute- or two. then i feel like something with cheese on it. i know that cheese is prolly one of the worst things a human can cram into their body- because of the oil and shit- but i fucking love cheese. i like it melted. i like it hard. i like it soft. i like it squirty. i just like it any way except powdered. i am not an astronaut, but i do like tang. oh man i love tang. dang i love tang. ovaltine- not so much. well. kids. ima go. i have somewhere to be and a people person to see.
ima leave in a minute. ima go see about getting split. i ain't been split for a minute- or two. then i feel like something with cheese on it. i know that cheese is prolly one of the worst things a human can cram into their body- because of the oil and shit- but i fucking love cheese. i like it melted. i like it hard. i like it soft. i like it squirty. i just like it any way except powdered. i am not an astronaut, but i do like tang. oh man i love tang. dang i love tang. ovaltine- not so much. well. kids. ima go. i have somewhere to be and a people person to see.
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