dear figure skater diary,
i am not an olympic figure skater, so chances are, i will not be posting a picture of my imaginary medal i won on my blog here anytime soon. at the same time however, i cant say that everything i have posted here is 100% factual in content, because sometimes i do tend to stretch the outer limits of the imagination to the point where it could break at any given moment, BUT, i will tell you, most everything you find here on my little blog has blossomed from the truth, because i myself cant even make this shit up. no fucking way. especially when it comes to the novelty of the hero and his miniature male membrane or the actions of his psycho cuntface wife or any of that shit- guaranteed that's as real as it can get. if there ever does come a time you wonder, "this whore cant be serious," just look for the stretch marks. if there are none- i'll betcha it's true. and chances are- it's prolly true anyways.
i am not an olympic figure skater, so chances are, i will not be posting a picture of my imaginary medal i won on my blog here anytime soon. at the same time however, i cant say that everything i have posted here is 100% factual in content, because sometimes i do tend to stretch the outer limits of the imagination to the point where it could break at any given moment, BUT, i will tell you, most everything you find here on my little blog has blossomed from the truth, because i myself cant even make this shit up. no fucking way. especially when it comes to the novelty of the hero and his miniature male membrane or the actions of his psycho cuntface wife or any of that shit- guaranteed that's as real as it can get. if there ever does come a time you wonder, "this whore cant be serious," just look for the stretch marks. if there are none- i'll betcha it's true. and chances are- it's prolly true anyways.
