dear old mcdonald had some heartburn diary,
all day long those eggs and gravy damn near kilt me. the fuck if they didn't. anyone else get sick from eating that shit? it's prolly just me ain't it? so my dad is itching to go to california. he has the itch bad. now i can get the itch anytime. i just started itching earlier this afternoon. that's when my heartburn finally dissipated. i gave thanks and began looking for my little orange notebook again. it was found and now it is at large again. what an important possession this is to me. one i would hate to lose forever, but can never seem to keep ahold of on a consistent basis. it has a great amount of comedy material hand written (in pencil) and stage notes that i use when performing on stage and IF i were to go to california, that would be the first thing i would pack and the only thing i would take if i could only take one thing. what if it is gone again- only this time forever. i only use pencil when i write with my hand. i'm right handed. did you know that left handed people live shorter lives? left handed heroes- even shorter, SHOUT OUT ALL YOU LEFT HANDED HEROES! sorry about your luck. well then, with that said and fully understood, i suppose i could start a new orange notebook. maybe even try a new color scheme this time around.
all day long those eggs and gravy damn near kilt me. the fuck if they didn't. anyone else get sick from eating that shit? it's prolly just me ain't it? so my dad is itching to go to california. he has the itch bad. now i can get the itch anytime. i just started itching earlier this afternoon. that's when my heartburn finally dissipated. i gave thanks and began looking for my little orange notebook again. it was found and now it is at large again. what an important possession this is to me. one i would hate to lose forever, but can never seem to keep ahold of on a consistent basis. it has a great amount of comedy material hand written (in pencil) and stage notes that i use when performing on stage and IF i were to go to california, that would be the first thing i would pack and the only thing i would take if i could only take one thing. what if it is gone again- only this time forever. i only use pencil when i write with my hand. i'm right handed. did you know that left handed people live shorter lives? left handed heroes- even shorter, SHOUT OUT ALL YOU LEFT HANDED HEROES! sorry about your luck. well then, with that said and fully understood, i suppose i could start a new orange notebook. maybe even try a new color scheme this time around.
