dear the odds diary,
what do you think the odds of me having the same color of fingernail polish on my nails for a whole week are? if i didn't know the answer already, i'd say SLIM, but the answer is- WIDE. ima strip, buff, scrub and repaint tonight. they sure do grow a bunch in a week. ima try not to paint red again, odds are SLIM they'll be any other color but. i love red things. i'm sitting in the darkness now wishing i had a birthday cake. i would eat that bitch with a smile on my face. i might have to make one. i would put two candles on it but when i blow i would be thinking of the number fourteen. because in dog years that is how old my sweetness is- but i don't feel like lighting fourteen candles and risking wax on the icing. what i look for in a good cake is wax free icing and a moist center. i don't care what color the icing is- but my nails need to be red.
what do you think the odds of me having the same color of fingernail polish on my nails for a whole week are? if i didn't know the answer already, i'd say SLIM, but the answer is- WIDE. ima strip, buff, scrub and repaint tonight. they sure do grow a bunch in a week. ima try not to paint red again, odds are SLIM they'll be any other color but. i love red things. i'm sitting in the darkness now wishing i had a birthday cake. i would eat that bitch with a smile on my face. i might have to make one. i would put two candles on it but when i blow i would be thinking of the number fourteen. because in dog years that is how old my sweetness is- but i don't feel like lighting fourteen candles and risking wax on the icing. what i look for in a good cake is wax free icing and a moist center. i don't care what color the icing is- but my nails need to be red.
