dear if you don't calm down diary,
i will soon be naked. then i will be here alone with the dogs. and you, i will have you leave and go far away for a ride on your bike. you will know that i am at home with no clothes on and prolly in the bathtub getting off like a whore. all of the doors will be jammed and dead bolted. and if you come back- my cunt might be sore. you know i like to fuck the vacuum. and sometimes i shove things right up my ass. and lately the grump he has been aggressive- and keeping him off me has been a job and a half. so i'll talk to you later unibomber dear. take your fucking ULTRA sexy ass dumb attitude and GET ON OUT OF HERE.
