dear land not so far away diary,
once upon right now, there was a man who some knew as ted. ted was an angry little man who like to fiddle with things and always fucked shit up and thought people were after him. ted also needed a haircut and would never seek out a barber. ted was a dickhead of a man and didn't have many friends, but he had a few. there are always footprints outside ted's windows. there were dead animals in ted's yard. and ted is always ready for an intruder. things move around on ted alot- and come up missing. people also steal ted's wallet. ted's mind is really far out there, so if any of y'all TOOK IT, burn that bitch up and return what's left.
