dear anyway diary,
letting the dogs out can help me do things at 3AM that i cant get done at say 2AM when the fucktards are up and looking at me. that is why i do not mind getting up and staying up sometimes when they call on me to let them out. prince harry puts eleven dishes in the dishwasher when he loads it, and the unibomber flat out wont load it, and since william and lohan will be here by noon today and every dish in the house is dirty, except for eleven that were in the dishwasher (well actually ten because ONE glass was still dirty- toothpaste down the side) i figured- what a great time to sneak in a load. now i barely have anything left to prepare for their arrival. we are going to THROW DOWN on some food this weekend. i can not wait.
