July 12, 2011

circle the wagon

dear keep it in the house diary,

if you have a problem, keep it in the house. if you have garbage, put it in the trash. if you have a coat, hang it in the closet. if you see a snake- pick it up and sling it in the road. i dunno why anyone would want to move their problems around from home to home anyway. i love wet lips. big wet lips. full lips. lips i can tug on- chew on with my teeth. anyway- your problems- i don't want them. why would i? i don't hang my coat in the closet either. i fold it up and put it in a garbage bag. i only have one. it's red. i wore it once last year. cuntface saw me in my red coat and thought i worked at target. she called in and made a complaint about me. how do i know? i know the bitch that took the complaint. that was a funny day. my garbage went today- but i forgot to take some trash out. surprised? sling my big ass snake out in the road and you might be.


prime