dear short fuse diary,
man. i don't want to brag, but i have a long ass fuse. that sumbitch will burn all day long. but ima tell you what, when my shit finally ignites- even the unibomber will stand back. poof. lapse in prozac. explosion- implosion- all at once.... the sandwich bags. so many sandwich baggies and none will self seal. that's right my friend, no zip lock. you can feel the release when the point of ignition finally reaches the the place where it finally lights my inner fire. snap. bake my cookie. you don't need to coach me- i am not on the team.
