dear chinese food diary,
i am eating chinese food right now. i think it is so funny how i can do two things at once and not prolly be doing either. cuz i am prolly about done eating actually, prolly paying. i prolly just had noodles and rice and butter chicken (OMFG!) and honey chicken and green beans and more green beans and more butter chicken (OMFG!) and watermelon. and my fortune cookie will read, "you will have the greatest success in life," and my numbers will be 12, 14, 17, 19, 33, 41. i always get the numbers 19 and 41 in my fortune cookie numbers and i never do eat the cookie- if any of y'all was curious. now i am on my way home and hot as fuck and ima get lotto tickets and i'll be right there. then i'll take a nap and i'll be up by dinner. hopefully.
