dear serious sometimes fatal events diary,
i don't like risk. it seems stupid to me- to chance the health or well being or personal liberty to do something dumb, so i usually just skip adventure. you know- bungee jumping or skiing or even golfing- those are things i can live my life without. people get hit by golf clubs and flying balls all the time. whenever i drive by a course, i always scream, "WHORE," out the window. even on the interstate i can get golfin mother fuckers to stop with my big ass mouth. i do like to hike though. i haven't gone yet, but i cant wait to go. i got boot shoes and a backpack and everything. i want to hill hike before i mountain hike because my legs are so skinny. so that is my plan. ima kentucky hike before i get on any appalachian trail for fucks sake.
