July 15, 2011

sandals suck (unless you got socks)

dear hard to think diary,

when i don't have socks on, it is hard for me to think. i cant keep the thoughts straight in my head. oh every once in a while the thoughts will untangle and i can make sense of things- when my socks are off- but when i need to do any heavy thinking, i ALWAYS put my socks on. plus, i like socks. plus, my feet get cold. plus, i have skinny ankles and i need the padding of the sock to make my leg look thicker- down there- in the ankle region. so. i always have clean socks around my house. i use socks for many other things too, like a camera bag- because i like to keep my camera scratch free. i use a sock to keep my eyeliner and contacts separated in my purse on road trips. sometimes i spray a sock with pledge and dust with an old sock. sometimes i get the snake out with sock mitted hands- if i think ima get bit. but sometimes when i'm not thinking as hard as i should be- i'll put two pairs of socks on and i can concentrate so much better.... on things.
first gear prolly