dear cleaning the screen diary,
my laptop screen is so dirty these days, the periods look like commas and the commas look like commas. it makes me wonder how my shit ever got to be this dirty. i don't sit here and spit at it all day. i've been had the idea to get a new lap top, since i can hardly see the letters on the keys of this one any longer. but then i realized, i really don't look at the keys when i type, so i really don't need the letters on there anymore, so there really ain't nothing wrong with this one yet. see what i'm sayin? this one still turns on (knock on wood) and if i cleaned the screen the bitch would be damn near brand new again. i love my laptop. i think it loves me back. i think it likes me because i really don't go anywhere on the internet except here and twitter. it has an easy life. i always put my laptop in sleep mode when i am sleeping too. i knew this computer and i would get along just fine when i saw there was a special mode for sleeping.
