July 29, 2011

sunrise shitter

dear so today our turd count is diary,

letting the grump out in the morning is when i watch him and count his first turds. today there was only two tiny ones, but i wasn't that disappointed because at least he shit out something. i'm thinking he didn't have a big ass meal before bedtime so that would explain the turdless awakening. the unibomber is second guessing the initial diagnosis and the second opinion he got last saturday as well. i, on the other hand, have chosen to accept the diagnosis and ignore it and the unibomber. ima keep it in the back of my mind, but try not to make it pivotal in all that i say, do, and feel. i think counting his turds every morning will be the extent of it for me. as long as what goes in still comes out- we got a good thing going here.