dear upside down diary,
i am writing this post upside down. it is my first one ever. i don't know why i am doing it this way. i guess i feel like doing things a bit different. i am going to eat another brownie after i eat a steak fajita. i figured fuck it. ima hang upside down for a short and go make me a snack. i am starvin like a big cheetah man cat. that fucking air conditioner ain't shut off. fucker has been steady running all day long. i bet my power bill will be two hundred bucks again this month, but at least i been here the whole damn time to soak it up. i love staying home and being a whore. i love laying in the bed and counting up the score. i'll be so happy when the prize finally comes. i'll just be so happy to know you really weren't the one.
