dear fuck load of pickles diary,
i have penciled myself in for a gigantic nap and then i am going to start pickling promptly. my eyes weigh almost seventeen tons each- and that's just the lid parts. relevant to my obvious character, i ain't about to stay awake much longer because that would put others at risk. i got new potatoes and green beans and tomatoes and corn on the cob to eat while beginning my pickles tonite. it is always fun to eat last year's batch while making this year's batch for added inspiration. these pickles will last much longer this year because i will not be feeding the goat any. this will be the first batch of goat free pickles. i'll bet these will be the best yet.
i have penciled myself in for a gigantic nap and then i am going to start pickling promptly. my eyes weigh almost seventeen tons each- and that's just the lid parts. relevant to my obvious character, i ain't about to stay awake much longer because that would put others at risk. i got new potatoes and green beans and tomatoes and corn on the cob to eat while beginning my pickles tonite. it is always fun to eat last year's batch while making this year's batch for added inspiration. these pickles will last much longer this year because i will not be feeding the goat any. this will be the first batch of goat free pickles. i'll bet these will be the best yet.
